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Writer's Block: Dream Job [Feb. 12th, 2009|08:49 pm]
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If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?


A BLOW JOB







too easy.
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Writer's Block: The Beatles [Oct. 9th, 2008|01:06 am]
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In their heyday, The Beatles were the center of the pop universe. Many groups have been hailed as the next Beatles, but does pop music even have a center anymore? Who represents the core of pop music to you?


in their heyday? stupid lj. it is still and always will be their heyday.
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(no subject) [Apr. 27th, 2008|03:42 pm]
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i just shaved (and plucked my eyebrows (amazing that i am somehow heterosexual)).


you should all feel a little empty inside because you didn't get to see my pseudo-sleazy mustachio. it rhymes with pistachio.
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(no subject) [Apr. 27th, 2008|03:53 am]
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my new favorite website (listen to the song i wrote!)

http://www.jamstudio.com/Studio/FWSongShare.asp?SongNum=66842&SongId=66951
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(no subject) [Jan. 28th, 2008|02:17 am]
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for anyone i know from SF who voted Yes on Proposition C, i consider you a demolisher and straight up h8er (WITH AN EIGHT!) of what San Francisco is. No, i don't like tourists, because they're a bother, but i'll admit that it's hella awesome that so many want to come to my city. Alcatraz attracts around 1.4 million people a year. why would you want to take that away? the San Francisco Bay Guardian puts it the best: "People don't have to support everything with peace in the title."

What's next, changing Fisherman's Wharf to Freedom Wharf? Cable Cars into Pacifistmobiles? Changing Lombard Street to Harmony Way?

DON'T FUCK WITH MY CITY BITCH!

i mean, come on, the homie's name is Da Vid. that's just weird.

http://news.search.yahoo.com/search/news?ei=UTF-8&p=alcatraz&c=av
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i watch a lot of tv [Jan. 5th, 2008|05:57 pm]
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Bold all of the following television shows which you’ve ever seen three or more episodes of in your lifetime. Italicize AND Bold a show if you’re positive you’ve seen every episode of it. New rules; underline shows you want to watch, but never got around to and line shows you hate. If you want, add up to three additional shows (but keep the list in alphabetical order).


24
30 Rock
7th Heaven
Adam-12
Aeon Flux
ALF
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Alias
American Idol/Pop Idol/Canadian Idol/Australian Idol/etc.
America’s Next Top Model/Germany’s Next Top Model
Angel
Arrested Development
Babylon 5
Babylon 5: Crusade
Battlestar Galactica (the old one)
Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
Baywatch
Beavis & Butthead
Beverly Hills 90210
Bewitched
Bonanza
Bones
Bosom Buddies
Boston Common
Boston Legal
Boston Public
Boy Meets World
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Bug Juice
Chappelle’s Show
Charles in Charge
Charlie’s Angels
Charmed
Cheers
Columbo
Commander in Chief
Coupling
Cowboy Bebop
Crossing Jordan
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Dancing with the Stars
Danny Phantom
Dark Angel
Dark Skies
Davinci’s Inquest
Dawson’s Creek
Daybreak
Dead Like Me
Deadliest Catch
Deadwood
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women
Desperate Housewives
Dharma & Greg
Different Strokes
Doctor Who
Dragnet
Due South
Earth 2
Ed
Emergency!
Entourage
ER
Everwood :(((((((((((
Everybody Loves Raymond
Facts of Life
Family Guy
Family Ties
Farscape
Fawlty Towers
Felicity
Firefly
Frasier
Freaks and Geeks
Friends
Full House
Futurama
Get Smart
Gilligan’s Island
Gilmore Girls
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
Gossip Girl
Green Wing
Grey’s Anatomy
Growing Pains
Gunsmoke
Hannah Montana
Happy Days
Heroes
Hey Arnold
Hogan’s Heroes
Home Improvement
Homicide: Life on the Street
House
How I Met Your Mother
I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy
Invader Zim

Invasion
Hell’s Kitchen
JAG
Jackass
Jericho
Joey
John Doe
LA Law
Laverne and Shirley
Leave It to Beaver
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lost
Lost in Space
Love, American Style
M*A*S*H
MacGyver
Malcolm in the Middle
Married With Children
Melrose Place
Miami Vice
Mission: Impossible
Monk
Moonlighting
Mork & Mindy
Murphy Brown
My Life as a Dog
My So-Called Life
My Three Sons
My Two Dads
NCIS
Nip/Tuck
Northern Exposure
Numb3rs
One Tree Hill
Oz
Perry Mason
Picket Fences
Pokemon
Power Rangers
Prison Break
Private Practice
Profiler
Project Runway
Psych
Pushing Daisies
Quantum Leap
Queer As Folk (US)
Queer as Folk (British)
ReGenesis
Remington Steele
Reno 911!
Rescue Me
Road Rules
ROME
Roseanne
Roswell
Rugrats
Saved by the Bell

Scarecrow and Mrs. King
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Scrubs
Seinfeld
Sex and the City

Six Feet Under
Slings and Arrows this would be in italics, but DAMN YOU CARA.
Smallville
So Weird
South Park

Spaced
Spongebob Squarepants
Sports Night
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate SG-1
Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
Superman
Supernatural
Surface
Survivor
Taxi
Teen Titans
That 70’s Show
That’s So Raven

The 4400
The Addams Family
The Andy Griffith Show
The A-Team
The Avengers
The Beverly Hillbillies
The Brady Bunch
The Colbert Report
The Cosby Show
The Daily Show

The Dead Zone
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Flintstones
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Hills

The Golden Girls
The Honeymooners
The Jeffersons
The Jetsons
The L Word
The Love Boat
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Mighty Boosh
The Monkees
The Munsters
The Mythbusters
The O.C.
The Office (UK)
The Office (US)
The Pretender
The Real World
The Shield
The Simpsons
The Six Million Dollar Man
The Sopranos
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
The Twilight Zone
The Waltons
The West Wing
The Wonder Years
The X-Files
Third Watch
Three’s Company
Top Gear
Twin Peaks
Twitch City
Unwrapped
Veronica Mars
Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
Will and Grace

Wonderfalls
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Writer's Block: Do You Believe? [Dec. 20th, 2007|06:33 pm]
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When did you stop believing in Santa Claus and why?
SANTA IS REAL!
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(no subject) [Nov. 30th, 2007|11:57 pm]
yankeessuck8991
[mood |amusedamused]

Things you learn when you're older:

-Yellow Submarine makes NO SENSE.





but GOOD FUCKING GOD does it have the funniest quotes ever. . .

"You've got to steer clear!"
"Steer clear?"
"Yes! Steer, clear?"
"Yes steer!"

"There's a school of whales."
"They look a bit old for school."
"University then."
"University of Whales."
"Well they look like dropouts to me."

"Hey! There's a cyclops!"
"Yeah, but he's got two eyes."
"Must be a bicyclops."
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(no subject) [Nov. 29th, 2007|09:50 pm]
yankeessuck8991
[mood |nauseateddeath]

so i either have tonsillitis or strep. kill me now. i have the worst headache ever, i can't swallow without extreme pain (no jizz jokes), i have a fever and chills, it hurts to talk, and i'm just in all-around pain.


kill me.
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(no subject) [Nov. 8th, 2007|05:14 am]
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well, i'm sitting here in the lounge of my dorm. i finished my homework about two hours ago. but there's a chance i'll have a pop quiz in my intro to theater class tomorrow, so i decided to look at the reading.

well, i looked at it. for a good five minutes, too. now i'll read colbert.


I AM AMERICA (AND SO CAN YOU!)

all-nighters ftw!
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