yankeessuck8991

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:44:04 GMT

i just shaved (and plucked my eyebrows (amazing that i am somehow heterosexual)).

you should all feel a little empty inside because you didn't get to see my pseudo-sleazy mustachio. it rhymes with pistachio.

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:53:41 GMT

my new favorite website (listen to the song i wrote!)

http://www.jamstudio.com/Studio/FWSongShare.asp?SongNum=66842&SongId=66951

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:28:44 GMT

for anyone i know from SF who voted Yes on Proposition C, i consider you a demolisher and straight up h8er (WITH AN EIGHT!) of what San Francisco is. No, i don't like tourists, because they're a bother, but i'll admit that it's hella awesome that so many want to come to my city. Alcatraz attracts around 1.4 million people a year. why would you want to take that away? the San Francisco Bay Guardian puts it the best: "People don't have to support everything with peace in the title."

What's next, changing Fisherman's Wharf to Freedom Wharf? Cable Cars into Pacifistmobiles? Changing Lombard Street to Harmony Way?

DON'T FUCK WITH MY CITY BITCH!

i mean, come on, the homie's name is Da Vid. that's just weird.

http://news.search.yahoo.com/search/news?ei=UTF-8&p=alcatraz&c=av

i watch a lot of tv

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:13:07 GMT

Bold all of the following television shows which you’ve ever seen three or more episodes of in your lifetime. Italicize AND Bold a show if you’re positive you’ve seen every episode of it. New rules; underline shows you want to watch, but never got around to and line shows you hate. If you want, add up to three additional shows (but keep the list in alphabetical order).

24
30 Rock
7th Heaven
Adam-12
Aeon Flux
ALF
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Alias
American Idol/Pop Idol/Canadian Idol/Australian Idol/etc.
America’s Next Top Model/Germany’s Next Top Model
Angel
Arrested Development
Babylon 5
Babylon 5: Crusade
Battlestar Galactica (the old one)
Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
Baywatch
Beavis & Butthead
Beverly Hills 90210
Bewitched
Bonanza
Bones
Bosom Buddies
Boston Common
Boston Legal
Boston Public
Boy Meets World
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Bug Juice
Chappelle’s Show
Charles in Charge
Charlie’s Angels
Charmed
Cheers
Columbo
Commander in Chief
Coupling
Cowboy Bebop
Crossing Jordan
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Dancing with the Stars
Danny Phantom
Dark Angel
Dark Skies
Davinci’s Inquest
Dawson’s Creek
Daybreak
Dead Like Me
Deadliest Catch
Deadwood
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women
Desperate Housewives
Dharma & Greg
Different Strokes
Doctor Who
Dragnet
Due South
Earth 2
Ed
Emergency!
Entourage
ER
Everwood :(((((((((((
Everybody Loves Raymond
Facts of Life
Family Guy
Family Ties
Farscape
Fawlty Towers
Felicity
Firefly
Frasier
Freaks and Geeks
Friends
Full House
Futurama
Get Smart
Gilligan’s Island
Gilmore Girls
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
Gossip Girl
Green Wing
Grey’s Anatomy
Growing Pains
Gunsmoke
Hannah Montana
Happy Days
Heroes
Hey Arnold
Hogan’s Heroes
Home Improvement
Homicide: Life on the Street
House
How I Met Your Mother
I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy
Invader Zim
Invasion
Hell’s Kitchen
JAG
Jackass
Jericho
Joey
John Doe
LA Law
Laverne and Shirley
Leave It to Beaver
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lost
Lost in Space
Love, American Style
M*A*S*H
MacGyver
Malcolm in the Middle
Married With Children
Melrose Place
Miami Vice
Mission: Impossible
Monk
Moonlighting
Mork & Mindy
Murphy Brown
My Life as a Dog
My So-Called Life
My Three Sons
My Two Dads
NCIS
Nip/Tuck
Northern Exposure
Numb3rs
One Tree Hill
Oz
Perry Mason
Picket Fences
Pokemon
Power Rangers
Prison Break
Private Practice
Profiler
Project Runway
Psych
Pushing Daisies
Quantum Leap
Queer As Folk (US)
Queer as Folk (British)
ReGenesis
Remington Steele
Reno 911!
Rescue Me
Road Rules
ROME
Roseanne
Roswell
Rugrats
Saved by the Bell
Scarecrow and Mrs. King
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Scrubs
Seinfeld
Sex and the City
Six Feet Under
Slings and Arrows this would be in italics, but DAMN YOU CARA.
Smallville
So Weird
South Park
Spaced
Spongebob Squarepants
Sports Night
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate SG-1
Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
Superman
Supernatural
Surface
Survivor
Taxi
Teen Titans
That 70’s Show
That’s So Raven
The 4400
The Addams Family
The Andy Griffith Show
The A-Team
The Avengers
The Beverly Hillbillies
The Brady Bunch
The Colbert Report
The Cosby Show
The Daily Show
The Dead Zone
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Flintstones
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Hills
The Golden Girls
The Honeymooners
The Jeffersons
The Jetsons
The L Word
The Love Boat
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Mighty Boosh
The Monkees
The Munsters
The Mythbusters
The O.C.
The Office (UK)
The Office (US)
The Pretender
The Real World
The Shield
The Simpsons
The Six Million Dollar Man
The Sopranos
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
The Twilight Zone
The Waltons
The West Wing
The Wonder Years
The X-Files
Third Watch
Three’s Company
Top Gear
Twin Peaks
Twitch City
Unwrapped
Veronica Mars
Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
Will and Grace
Wonderfalls

Writer's Block: Do You Believe?

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:34:20 GMT

When did you stop believing in Santa Claus and why?

View other answers

SANTA IS REAL!

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:04:29 GMT

Things you learn when you're older:

-Yellow Submarine makes NO SENSE.

but GOOD FUCKING GOD does it have the funniest quotes ever. . .

"You've got to steer clear!"
"Steer clear?"
"Yes! Steer, clear?"
"Yes steer!"

"There's a school of whales."
"They look a bit old for school."
"University then."
"University of Whales."
"Well they look like dropouts to me."

"Hey! There's a cyclops!"
"Yeah, but he's got two eyes."
"Must be a bicyclops."

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:53:09 GMT

so i either have tonsillitis or strep. kill me now. i have the worst headache ever, i can't swallow without extreme pain (no jizz jokes), i have a fever and chills, it hurts to talk, and i'm just in all-around pain.

kill me.

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 13:23:25 GMT

well, i'm sitting here in the lounge of my dorm. i finished my homework about two hours ago. but there's a chance i'll have a pop quiz in my intro to theater class tomorrow, so i decided to look at the reading.

well, i looked at it. for a good five minutes, too. now i'll read colbert.

I AM AMERICA (AND SO CAN YOU!)

all-nighters ftw!

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:18:05 GMT

more Shakespeare gorgeousness:

O, learn to read what silent love hath writ:
To hear with eyes belongs to love's fine wit.

-sonnet 23

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:31:51 GMT

this is kind of the coolest thing i've ever seen.

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:50:17 GMT

i'm fucking addicted to entourage.

Sat, 28 Jul 2007 17:55:41 GMT

icon.

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 06:08:34 GMT

all i do is listen to grace kelly OVER AND OVER AND OVER. i love it.

Voice Post:

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 23:14:03 GMT

EDIT: he did strike out.

email sent to ben & jerry's website:

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:31:31 GMT

Dear Ben & Jerry's,

If you send your new flavor "Cinnamon Buns" to the flavor graveyard, I will kill myself.

Thank You.

Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:37:22 GMT

i miss last year's midsummer. i wanna be bottom so badly again.

Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:13:35 GMT

last two and a half minutes of the semifinals. . . amazing.

really bad quality of the last few seconds of the championship.

Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:51:11 GMT

good lord:

http://www.broadwayworld.com/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=14265

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:42:17 GMT

oh, and i love my soundtrack to "the overcoat".

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:24:50 GMT

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!! I STAY UP UNTIL 2 AM TO WATCH THE "DAY BREAK" FINALE AND STUPID ABC.COM DECIDES NOT TO UPDATE IT!!! THEY UPDATED THE OTHER SHOWS THAT WERE DUE OUT AT 2 AM, BUT NOT DAY BREAK!!!!! FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:16:28 GMT

awwwwwwwwwww i love the lj valentine's day layout.

Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:19:45 GMT

what do you get when you cross fiddler on the roof with avenue q? why, Avenue Jew! :

stolen from morgan

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 00:36:29 GMT

So You Think You Know Me...

(2 Points) My name:
(4 Points) My last name:
(4 Points) Who am I in love with:
(1 Points) How did you and I meet:
(6 Points) My middle name:
(1 Points) Where do I work:
(3 Points) What am I afraid of:
(2 Points) Do I smoke:
(3 Points) Do I drink:
(3 points) Do I do any drugs:
(1 Point) Do I have any siblings:
(2 Points) How many?
(2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:
(1 Points) How many piercings do I have:
(4 Points) How many tattoos do I have:
(3 Points) What's my favorite type of music:
(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing:
(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
(2 Points) What's my favorite color:
(3 Points) Name something I hate:
(4 Points) Name a talent I have:
(4 points) Name a phobia I have:
(4 Points) What kind of shoes do I wear:
(2 Points) Do I have any pets:
(4 points) What are their names:
(5 points) How tall am I?
(5 points) What color are my eyes:
(5 Points) What is my worst habit:
(3 Points) What is my insecurity?:
(5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island,
what MIGHT I bring:

I'LL SEND YOU YOUR SCORE WHEN I GRADE IT
80-85 Points; Fucking STALKER!!!
70-79 Points; Why do you know this much about me?
40-69 Points; You suck, but only a little.
20-39 Points; You suck.
00-19 Points; You suck really hard.

Post as Friend Test:
Reply & I'll respond & tell you

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:11:55 GMT

i am so sick.

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:54:56 GMT

School should've been cancelled today. how unfair is it that we had school on a national holiday?!?!?! i mean, come on. even the banks and post offices were closed.